A Buck 50 and Growing

I thought of the next awesome reality TV show. On the heels of the "lets take a washed up celebrity, pay them nothing, and put their pe...

I was reminded today of two things. The first is of the most ridiculous and lopsided fight ever thought of. The second is that I'm a hug...

Here's a phrase I was happy to never say in my life, "Harley Davidson Beef Jerky". Man I thought I was gonna make it, but 25 ...

You ever notice what jeans shorts say about a person? I'm not talking a 12 year old who wears them because their parents make them. Or t...

So as some people know me and Jen just returned from our recon trip in California. While there I made a few observations. There are a ton of...

So we went from the fear of religion in schools and the permanent ban of abortion to driving cars that reach 60 in a little less than 8 minu...

I was thinking a few days ago about what will happen when I become the most influential and powerful individual in the civilized world. It o...

We all know one or two of them, we may actually genuinely like them, but the fact remains. Most people with short man complex are uber deuts...

It is 11:20pm on the 5 year anniversary of 9/11 and those terrorist sons of bitches haven't done anything crazy like gluing quarters to ...

Many of my friends have heard me rattle off the list of places I wont go because there is a good chance a person will die there. I am not ta...

Raise your hand if you miss sawed off shotguns. Remember how they were so the craze in 90's action movies? Sawed off's, or shottie...

Labor Day, what the hell is that? I mean we have a ton of holidays in this America of ours. Christmas, Thanks Giving, Presidents Day, Memori...

I called my satellite internet provider yesterday around 4 o'clock for a very important reason. I waited from the hours of 1pm to 4pm fo...

First of all the title of this entry reminds me of Time Splitters: Future Present, which is a great game, gotta get that outa the way. It...

I was heading down Wright road this morning when I decided to make a detour to the ADM job my dad is working on. ADM is the place in Grand L...

Ok circus folk are weirdos. They are like English Pikeys with a penchant for drawing unusual attention to themselves through psuedo artistic...

Apparently that job I was eluding to last post is happening. My first piece will be an interview with the Dallas Cowboys starting tackle, an...

Ya nothing good today, just a little ditty about how it's hard to find work when you wont settle for anything less than a job working to...

Holy shit they tried it again, you have to give those crazy Jihadist assholes some credit. If at first you succeed in a horrible and immoral...

I went bowling yesterday, for 5 hours. Today my body feels like a man beat my right side with a lead pipe filled with the blood of the innoc...

I know what your thinking, a 31 inch waist, what a baddass. But hold your horses there cowboy, in fact a 31 inch waist sucks balls. I don...

That's right kiddies, I'm Out. I know it's sad, but all good things must come to end. So must my tenure at the dankest apartment...

Those pretentious bastard over at TGI Friday's had the audacity to poison my god damn food. I was sitting on the toilet longer than it t...