Fuck TGI Fridays

Those pretentious bastard over at TGI Friday's had the audacity to poison my god damn food. I was sitting on the toilet longer than it took me to take the SAT"s. Though in the good I did get to read articles in GQ on Oliver Stone and Justin Timberlake. Did you know that Oliver Stone did coke in an Arkansas prison on an electric chair, or that JT loved Britney since he was 11?

Crazy shit eh?

Ok well time to pass out on the pile of clothes that replaced the bed I threw out. Hope I don't wake up in my Jack Daniels New York Strip I paid 17.99 to expunge.